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diemarysues-tggifs:

[giggles] “What’s that?”

diemarysues-tggifs:

Jeremy: Hey, last week, did you see the American programme, last week? We, you know  we got into a spot of bother at that petrol station in Alabama. Turned out we missed a trick. You know that woman that came out and said - ‘Are you gays looking to get beat up in a hick town?’ And I said, ‘Oh, no, no, I’m married with three children’ - if only you’d said ‘Actually, I’m married with two children’, we could’ve just pointed at bachelor boy over there -

diemarysues-tggifs:

“Breaker breaker One-Nine Contact Eyeball Ten Ten ‘till we do it again Captain Slow.”

(via the-bloody-awful)

(via topgearlusting)

diemarysues-tggifs:

”[in Italian accent] Is a preeeetty car.”

diemarysues-tggifs:

“It’s no wonder Michael Schumacher retired, he’s slower than me!”