Charles Peugot 405

• Jeremy: Normally I wouldn't bring this up, but Citroen UK has appointed a new salesdirector, okay? And his name is Charles Peugeot.
• Richard: No it isn't....
• Jeremy: I have photographic proof, from Citroen, Charles Peugeot! *points at the picture*
• Richard: What's his emailaddress gonna be? Charles.peugeot@citroen.co.uk?
• James: What if there are lots of people called Charles Peugeot working at Citroen, so he ends up being Charles-*bursts out in laughter* Charles.peugeot405! *still laughing*

Fusker died? Oh no! :-((( Rest in peace, kitty :'(

• Jeremy: We swear on our children’s – well, not him, but swear on his cat’s life -
• James: The cat’s dead.
• Richard: The cat’s dead.
• James: [to Jeremy] Shut your fucking face.
• Richard: Genuinely, no, his cat is dead.
• James: The cat’s dead.
• Jeremy: Hold on a minute, hold on, this is an exclusive. When did it - I apologise. When did it die?
• James: Well, you must or I’ll kill you.
• Jeremy: Well I didn’t know that your cat was dead.
• James: Well you do now. Cause it got hit by a car.
• Jeremy: What sort of car?
• James: I don’t fucking know, he didn’t tell me.

• [Whilst driving to the North Pole]
• James (driving): What would really make it nice would be a gin and tonic. Would you like one?
• Jeremy: What?
• James: A gin and tonic.
• Jeremy: Yes, I would like a gin and tonic, but we can't have a gin and tonic because we're in the Arctic Ocean.
• James: I'll make you one.
• Jeremy: What?
• [James produces the necessary items and ingredients]
• Jeremy: Hahahahahahaha! You've got gin!
• James: I have.
• Jeremy: And because we're in international waters there's no drink-drive laws.
• James: Exactly.
• Jeremy: Got any ice? [looks around him] That's a stupid question, isn't it?
• James: Could you just slow down so I can slice the lemon for the gin and tonic?
• Jeremy: Now this is Arctic exploration.